Those of us who are neither beastmasters nor beasts ourselves likely wonder how to get about in the Mythical World with no means of communicating with its indwelling populace.
Wonder no more!
As an individual previously confronted with said situation (that of having no means of asking one's way about), and having since then conquered said shortcoming, I, the Lord Caldwell, will be providing the following:
~A Brief yet Effectually All-Inclusive Guide to the Languages of the Mythical World, may it serve you well~
We will cover vocabulary, as well as such topics as "Asking for the Washroom", "Proper Tusk-Animal Etiquette, as Not to Be Gored", and "Beasts with Whom You May as Well Not Even Bother".
The periodical will continue indefinitely, and will have no interferences with our already existing Breviary of Mythical Beasts..., which will be published in its usual, timely fashion on the 1st of each month.
I look forward to this endeavor and to your preparedness for getting along in the Mythical World!
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