Love Poetry
by Farsnips the Goblin
G is for your gaping nostrils.
R is for your rattish tail.
E is for your eleventh toe.
L is for your lumpy back.
...and for the way I love you!
I is your ill-temper.
N is for the knot you gave me on my head.
D is for the dozen roses I sent you last week.
and A is for your armpits. Their hair is smelly and matted.
G-R-E-L-L-I-N-D-A
Grellinda!
I love you.
